24 August 2011

Things I have learnt

I am first and foremost a man of science, that is why I always carry a magnifying glass.





Number two

I do not like to bleat like a goat.

Three

Most people do not like to wake up early.

You can see below, a picture of Crispin Crispian, the dog who belonged to himself, in his kitchen. I forgot to buy a coffee or even make a pot of tea today, but luckily I do not look like this, even when I wake up.


From Mister Dog
Little Golden Books, 1978
Copyright Western Publishing Company, 1973

Quite the strangest children's book ever written I suspect.

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