I am first and foremost a man of science, that is why I always carry a magnifying glass.
I do not like to bleat like a goat.
Most people do not like to wake up early.
You can see below, a picture of Crispin Crispian, the dog who belonged to himself, in his kitchen. I forgot to buy a coffee or even make a pot of tea today, but luckily I do not look like this, even when I wake up.
From Mister Dog
Little Golden Books, 1978
Copyright Western Publishing Company, 1973
Quite the strangest children's book ever written I suspect.