Census won't count Jedis or pastaferians
Particularly, the following:
"It was the 1901 or 1911 census that had the question, which went something like, 'How many imbeciles or idiots do you have in your house?"'
One. I live alone.
Who withdraws money from an ATM and forgets to take it? Remembers five minutes later when they go to pay for something and is surprised to have no money. And is now waiting ten working days to see if the machine ate the money back up or it was stolen.
Of course I recorded myself as a Jedi on the last census.
Only the force was not so strong in me today.
Except it is still so wonderful to be alive and I am going to see Paul Kelly perform with Paul Grabowski tonight.
Cheese - A Review
Do not buy this cheese. The makers of this cheese are portraying a rich sense of irony by adorning the package with the appellation, "Tasty." It is a yellow, cheesish appearing substance with no discernible taste whatsoever. In future, if I wish to save money, I will fast one day in seven or make my own toilet paper out of leaves. This cheese imparted no discernible flavour to my baked eggs. Is it a cruel and unusual fate for an egg to be baked? I can not answer that. It is simply impossible for one man to know everything.
String Theory simplified