28 May 2008

Freedom Flies

America is about to be visited by the greatest apostasy imaginable.

No, this is unrelated to Hillary Clinton declaring that she is waiting for Obama to be assassinated - that's just par for the course.

I am talking about Brad and Angelina fleeing the promised land! I just finishing descrying the future in the entrails of a sheep.* Alas, I fear the Pax Americana will soon be broken, and the shattered remnants of a once mighty dream is all that will remain...

With 35 bedrooms, Chateau Mirival will allow Angelina to continue to adopt well into her 80's.

PS I like the word apostasy, but don't forget it rhymes with hyperbole.

*For a vegetarian, I am very committed to bringing you truth.

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