So you have never actually seen The Matrix in it's entirety. You don't go to the movies. Once you saw a bit of it on TV, but you have a short attention span. You are quick to garner pop culture references from your surrounds and then urbane enough to make witticisms based on a movie you have never really seen. Thus, one day you decide you want to watch this film - seeing all the fuss has died down now. Why not download it as a torrent from the internet? Good question. 12 hours and 700MB later you might discover that the version you chose is dubbed in German.
Zems de breakz.